targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

animeteenager:

pizza:

high-self-esteem:

fatwink:

all i want is pizza and high self esteem

hello

hello

Comedy at its finest

i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

hiyamiles:

buy me cute underwear and i will let u see me wearing it 

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house

and im waiting for my parents reaction

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens

schoolpicture:

schoolpicture:

my mom is crying because she killed a ladybug

pherie:

have you ever just looked at someone and gotten the strongest urge to kiss them and feel how soft their lips are and how their tongue feels against yours and have you ever wanted to kiss them softly and hold their face in your hands and feel the texture of their lips like wow kissing

brookeeverdeen:

HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED BACK ON A FRIENDSHIP AND YOU REALIZED HOW SHITTY THAT PERSON MADE YOU FEEL

YEAH ME TOO